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What
the hell is this all about?!?
A
good question what is Modern Stud all about well Neb and Lor work a
copy shop Printies where they comment on life and all of its querkyness
(look I made up a word). Printies is also where the Neb and Lor with
the help of their friend produce the underground magazine or zine for
short. Neb and Lor also hang out at the the Local Pizza Place Goblin
Pizza where their two friends Bo and Chiz work... Then there is Omar
who knows where he comes form or what he does... but he is there any
way.
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Name:
Bo
Alias: “Boses”
Age: ??
Occupation: Writer,
"Safty" Driver at Goblin Pizza
Backstory: He's
angry that he's the shortest goblin ever know, which isn't all
that impressive seeing as he and Chiz are the only goblins known
but he's short and angry about it... Which makes him great for
the editorial articles in Modern Stud Magazine.
Quote: “I am the Boses”
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Chiz
Alias: “Chizy-poof”
Age: ??
Occupation: Writer,
"Safty" Driver at Goblin Pizza
Backstory: Coupled
with his strange brand of humor, he is a perfect addition to the
Modern Stud Staff. Also he is the tallest goblin That any one
has ever known towering in at about 6'6". Which isn't all
that impressive since we only know two goblins, so in other words
he's taller that Bo
Quote: "I
will not use a cantaloupe as a fake human head. They look nothing
a like. I don't care if they do taste the same. I will not sacrifice
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Name:
Lorithavon
Alias: “Lor”
Age: 26
Occupation: Print-Monkey, Writer, Webmaster
Email:
lor@redlor.net
Backstory: The
computer god at Printies he does all the computer work at the
copy shop, when there is some but mostly he is a copy machine
jockey. He also creates all the designs and layouts for Modern
Stud Magazine. We're not really sure what is up with that red
spot on his head, some say that is a remainder of some failed
magical experiment. But dammed if I know
Quote: “...In my pants.”
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| Name:
Neb
Alias: -Neb!
Age: 27
Occupation: Staff
Artist, Writer, Aspiring Drunk
Email:
thered@redlor.net
Backstory: The
Artist at Printies . We're not really sure why a copy shop really
needs an artist, but Printies has one and Neb is it. He works
there with Lor where they comment on life, computer games, moves
among other things. Neb is also the head artist on the zine Modern
Stud Magazine. Not to mention one of the head reporters. But I
did mention it... oh well
Quote: “Each of us has a spark of life inside us,
and our highest endeavor out to be to set off that spark in one
another.”
-Kenny Ausubel
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Name: Omar
Alias: “Ouch-Mar”
Age: 30
Occupation: Manager at RL PaintBall
Backstory: Omar
supplies the group with all of their paintball needs. Contributes
to modern stud magazine. Omar got the alias Ouch-mar, because
of his tendency to hurt himself.Also
every one needs a token Brotha' and Omar is happy to be Modern
Stud's Brother
Quote: “I'm half ninja...
on my mother's side”
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Name:
Stanley Manly
Alias: Stan “The Man” Manly
Age: 48
Occupation: Sage, Philosopher, Wise Man, Prophet
Email:
stanmanly@redlor.net
Backstory: ???
Quote: “The greatest obstacle to discovery
is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge.”
-Daniel Boorstin
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Where
Bo and Chiz work. Oddly enough It was called Goblin Pizza before
they ever started working there. Apparently The whole Idea behind
goblin pizza is that they specialize in delivering pizza to Role
Playing groups. All of their pizzas are delivered by what they
call a delivery nymph – which is for the lack of a better
word is a really hot chick. And since most role playing groups
consist of male, well nerds, that don't get much chance to look
at hot chicks. So they do a pretty good business. And don't forget
to pick up your very own Goblin
Pizza T-shirt. And other Goblin Pizza Merchandise. |
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is where all the magic happens, so to speak this is where Neb
and Lor work. This is also where they along with the help of their
friends they create Modern Stud Magazine and any thing else they
can get away with when the bosses aren't looking. |

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